For want of a wheel cap, the tyre was supposed to be lost. Penguin lost the door!
To wake up to darkness is to find the light. As to wake up to light is to be found by darkness
Many hands make many plans - Anto
I met a portuguese speaking woman and scanned her chest left to right while she was speaking.
Looking at me quite appauled, she made the age old statement pointing out where her eyes are.
In response I pointed out that I had not been looking at her breasts but instead looking for subtitles.
Some say: "Time heals all wounds"
Well, I say: "Time wounds all heels (ask yo mama!)"
Time is the only true currency.
Is a one hundred Rand note less valuable in the hands of a blind person. Similarly, not recognising the importance of time/days does not make it any more unimportant
Look left, pass right
For want of a wheel cap, the tyre was supposed to be lost. Penguin list the door
Death before life. Sinning is to dying as repentance is to rebirth!!!
The Hadith says tie your camel, not pin the rope down with your soul!
So my colleague, while reading planetary facts, read: "Uranus has 27 moons."
In response I said: That is what the guard at the airport said to the drug mule after a strip-search! Ur anus has 27 moons!
When a sex-worker pleasures herself, is it considered "bringing her work home with her"?
So is it leisurely or a business activity?
Are her dildos tax-deductable?
Does her trips to the gyni qualify as a work expense?
In a race between Chicken Licken and KFC, who would win?
Definitely not the chicken!
Wait...I got another chicken joke, and it's not an insult from the 90's
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because there was a Chicken Licken at a pedestrian crossing.
Moral of the story: Chicken jokes aren't funny!
You only are who you are for as long as you are surrounded by those that treat you the way they do because of 'who you are'.
But in reality are you that of which you truly are or do you merely exist as a reflection of what the company in which you reside imagine you to be.
So my question is: Is 'who you are' merely another person(s) perception of who you want to be?Or who they want you to be?
And who are you really?
I met a fellow today who works 16 hours a day
Humans should sleep 8 hours a day
16 + 8 = NO F***** LIFE!!!
And a love for sausages
So does he work to sleep or sleep to work?
It is already June and all I have accomplished this year is:
Found the easter bunny, fried an egg (unrelated) and wrote half my letter to Santa.
A stripper on a catwalk is the defintion of irony
A stripper in an Edgars change room is the defintion of irony
So I saw a one-legged hobo today and thought: he is half the man Oscar Pistorious is!
Maybe if he had a bathroom or a girlfriend, it might have put the shoe on the other foot. Probably someone else's.
The mind can only suspire that of which it has experienced; therefore ignorance remains to be the ultimate bliss
For every man unto his own
The supple missile
The fiery sphere
The silver glare
The glistening aftermath
The procedural divination
Aggrandizement achieved
Revolution recommenced
The absence of knowledge signifies the presence of ignorance, yet the presence of knowledge never signifies the absence of ignorance
Until you know yourself well enough to see the difference, you will be lost!
The truth is somewhere in between the quran and your heart!
Every act matters, so act thoughtfully!
Every thought counts, so think wisely!
Rather suspect the best, coz when it matters, it is!
Rather suspect the worst, coz more than not, it is!
Suspect the worst but believe in the hope of the best!
Be like a cat, don't fall, leap!
Don't hate individuals of society but rather hate the traits society imposes upon those individuals!
Sometimes what is unsaid, speaks the loudest!
We stand no ground beyond that which lies beneath our feet.
We gaze no sight beyond that which meets our eyes
We find no beauty beyond that which we are able to behold
We are bestowed no less than what we ask
For none can decipher the true serenity of the heart except fot THE ONE who defined the limitations for that same serenity
Knock-Knock
Who's there?
The door bell salesman
The door bell salesman who?
The door bell salesman, so now these jokes shall go ding-dong!
Your mind only goes as far as the person you are!
By law of calculus
Everything can result in anything
...23
I lived @ 266
I met my ex-wife @ age 26
I lived @ 6
I was 6 when my ex-wife was born
Peoples understanding of their past/memories is absolutely defined by their perception of what was once their "current" reality.
And has nothing to do with actual reality
So every record in history (pre-digital) was merely someone's observation / perception / opinion.
As for post-digital, who's opinion you think that is?
The world said: "You have no right to come into my home!"
They replied: "Yes, but you do!"
Smirkingly they added: "We will ask, YOU will click accept!"
And that is how the cookie crumbles
That, and when a child is born!
A boer het n plan
A koeli maak n plan
A bushie tup n plan
A african is die plan
*In context, is this not racist?
With the occurance of the next war, the commodity of value = information / cyber-storage
Superpowers (Dajjaal's fitnah): Google; Snapchat; Microsoft; Facebook; Tik-Tok
First, there was Adam (AS)!
Then, where did the flash come from?
Cut the bull's horns to pull the tail!
If all meat with an undefined taste, tastes like chicken, then what does chicken taste like?
Words start wars, yet, silence is golden!
Find someone that you can base your conversation on your thoughts, and not base your thoughts on making conversation!
Consider Pinochio saying: My nose grows now!
I'm putting it in a crux (of the matter)?
const x = mind;
For (i = 0;x > 0 && x < 00;i++){
Try{
Dreams;
Reality;
Past;
Imagination;
}
Catch{
OH! & Forgotten past
}
}
The line: "One last line", is a never-ending circle!
Slatin donuts!!!
Gondololo? Gondola is what the cart on a big wheel is called
Skondalashwa?
Fadundu?
Voondaloo? (haraam indian dish)
Gibralta? (Island in British isles)
Phaducshiary? (A law term of some sort)
Goopigaaitjies - Whats that?
I think the neighbour gernie must have bore several kids
Someone in the room must have said: "If it's worth doing, it's worth over doing!"
A person of average life expectancy lives through 3 years excluding their first whereby their age is the result of an integer cubed
ie. 8, 27, 64
In 2017 I was at the age of 3 cubed, while my father was at the age of 4 cubed
Jou ma se egg whites and yolks!
Ya, ek het jokes!
Wall sockets are gateways to eskom!
Wall sockets are to be replaced by usb type ports; Complete smart infrasctructure?
07/12/2016 - Had a dream of vital importance
Don't overestimate my inability!!!
No regrets - Lots of remorse
I might have not revolutionized the world yet, but I sure have revolutionized my world.(several f***ing times)
People believe only what they perceive
Who is WHO?
The following statement is true
The previous statement is false
And the little box sung to see such fun
And the match ran away with a strike
At which point does a point gain dimension and seize to be recognized as a point?
Is the recognition of a point, not merely the collection of smaller points?
Chinese = Yajuj & Majuj (2016)
Highly doubtful, but where do they exist?
Wall = metaphoric?
Tata stole a nation
Thabo stole a plane
Jacob stole a house
Cyril stealing an empire?
2018
Trump was to China(Covid) as Julius was to Zuma
Psittacosaurus gobiensus (Dinosaur)
A few million years
Jasmin aka Jazmerelda
Horcrux of sorts to Sameer Lambat
Rivalry to darkness is analogous to companionship of the light
Every person is like a ray of sunlight
And trials and tribulations of life are like raindrops
The resulting personality is like a rainbow
And every interaction with other rays reflects a different shade of that rainbow
Where were you the moment you realised it was only you that could hear it?
Did you ever have a moment of realisation that only you could see it?
I spend so much time making shit work, I don't work for shit!
Your monetary value does not affect your reality, only your decisions do.
I like burning so much I've burnt every bridge I've ever crossed
A colleague of mine, who I've been calling a doughnut, slipped and remarked that his life had flashed before his eyes, in response I asked if it was a series of Krispy Kreme adverts.
What's worst, intoxicating the physical being or projecting language invented hurt upon the emotional being?
Be original, otherwise, rather don't be at all.
I don't live to serve, I serve to live.
That summer was like Smarties, wotilotigot!!!
Masks are to make society forget what society looks like
Lgbtqpbgtxzy se p!!!
It has reached a point where people identify as disabled!!! Am glad my late brother never had to witness this!!!
America antagonised Putin into Ukraine war.
A warrior is only as strong as his will!!!
A warrior's will is only as strong as he believes it is!
A warrior's belief is the only true definition of how strong he is!!!
To earn money, time is lost!
To use time, money is lost!
The cost of money is time?
Hahaha, simple was left on that tree, when Eve did ga that apple!
See The Real Vortex;
What/Who you hear/see/read is what you speak
What you speak is what you think
What you think determines how you behave
How you behave is who you are!
I run faster than I jump!
I jump faster than I fall!
I fall faster than I awaken!
I like sleep!
When Malvern reaches Yeoville:
Jozi minus Mzansi!
Mon 09/10/2023
10 years ago, I drove 54 litres @ 8km / l for +-R750
Rain comes down, nurtures life from the ground, the unique form of life withers away, and becomes debris in the wind. And that is a parable for life, as stated in the Quran
When Malvern reaches Yeoville:
Jozi minus Mzansi!
Some say deja-vu is your reality aligning itself with your destiny. Although your reality is only ever your destiny. I would think that this happens because maybe you passed a test and you on the winning path, therefore you are aligning your reality to your destiny, to the best version of your destiny, that is.
If you want to feel aligned with your destiny, drive through 6th Ave, Mayfair. Every time you look at a pedestrian, you will have deja-vu.
Everybody is doing stupid shit, in the name of money, or is it vanity?
Green burrets and red sambraros!!!
Iblees throws an international birthday party every year!
Make-up is the devil's facade!!!
BRICS is to NWO as EFF is to ANC
Everybody loves to support a hero.
How do you create a hero?
Create a villain for the hero to fight!
Everybody is doing stupid shit, in the name of money, or is it vanity?
Christianity is to prepare humanity to accept a Lord who is he's own son